Entitled White Womens Tears Commercial - Nice Shorts Youtube Poem by Denise Yoonai

Are you sick and tired of not getting your way whenever you want?
Do people have the nerve to treat you like a normal member of society?
Have you been accused of saying something racist and don't know how to shift focus?
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Cindy: 'I used to listen to women of color speak in general terms about how racism affects them, and amend my behavior accordingly.'
'I apologize for anything I've done that was ignorant, and I'll be more mindful from now on.'

Cindy: 'Thanks to entitled White Women's Tears, I'm now perfectly comfortable explaining to them how they should be approaching their own activism, AND taking it as a personal attack when they call me out.'
'Seriously, maybe you'd have more people on your side if you weren't so mean.'

Male: 'Did you just make Cindy cry?

Woman of color: 'But how is it about her? It's about me--'

Male: '-come on, come on-'

Amy: 'I used to exhibit socially acceptable behavior. Thanks to White Women's Tears, I now see my time as more valuable than everyone else's. So I cut in line and abuse service staff whenever I want, even when I've made the mistake'
'I'm calling the police. You have lost me as a customer! '

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White woman: 'You can't criticise my ignorance! '

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