Derek R. Audette Poems

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1.
If John Kerry Were A Breakfast

If John Kerry were a breakfast,
what would he be like?
Not all that tasty, I suspect,
but still a hell of a lot better than
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2.
The Shortest Poem Ever Written

The shortest poem ever written
was a poem that just said:
“A”
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3.
Harry Potter, What Up With You?

Harry Potter’s an enigma.
His forehead bears a peculiar stigma.
Yet there’s a question I’ve often pondered,
a complex query which no puzzle surpasses:
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4.
May I So Ever Hope

I am yes, and you are no,
and between the two, we both might show,
how man can dream his dream so well,
and find the magic within the spell.
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5.
The City Is Short Today

The city is short today
and it can’t be anymore
than just a few blocks wide today
and the city is grey today,
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6.
Apparently, My Poetry Sucks

Many people tell me
that my poetry
is awful,
and,
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7.
Bukowski Ate My Liver

Bukowski ate my liver!
I would never have believed it,
if I were not right there
when it happened.
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8.
I Thought About Changing The Style Of Man That I Am

I thought about changing
the style of man that I am.
I thought of
discarding
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9.
When The Full Moon Shines Through The Clouds

Strange shapes can be seen
when the full moon shines through the clouds.
Stange shapes can be seen,
frightengly realistic images
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10.
God Must, For We Are (Poetry Of The Universe)

There is no known system
which exists
independently of any other system.
All known systems exert an influence
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