Derek R. Audette

Rookie (June 16th,1971 / Hull, Quebec, Canada)

Derek R. Audette Poems

1. Where's Natalie? 10/22/2004
2. Bukowski Ate My Liver 10/23/2004
3. I Thought About Changing The Style Of Man That I Am 10/23/2004
4. When The Full Moon Shines Through The Clouds 10/25/2004
5. The Wages Of Sin 10/21/2004
6. God Must, For We Are (Poetry Of The Universe) 5/18/2005
7. A Pantoum For The Night Sky 6/11/2005
8. Eat 10/22/2004
9. She Just Opened Her Blinds 10/26/2004
10. Steamerhead Breakdown 6/11/2005
11. Dada Haiku 6/11/2005
12. Life's Purpose 6/11/2005
13. Deceitful Little Cherub 6/12/2005
14. The Storm Has Passed 6/15/2005
15. Dreams 6/16/2005
16. Dust Mite Science 11/7/2006
17. Double Slit 11/16/2006
18. Feminine Across The Wires 9/16/2007
19. Advice For A Poet 3/13/2008
20. Giants 9/14/2008
21. Bronw Ungh Ungh 9/14/2008
22. History Of The Unites States: Preface 9/19/2008
23. The Great Canadian 11/8/2008
24. If John Kerry Were A Breakfast 10/25/2004
25. Apparently, My Poetry Sucks 10/26/2004
26. Ever On: The Illusion Is Woven 11/10/2004
27. Confidence 11/12/2004
28. Bait 9/17/2007
29. A Song For The Worms 10/26/2004
30. The Execution Of An Ambiguous Enemy 10/25/2004
31. A Cigarette From Frank 10/23/2004
32. Message Of The Cardinal 11/14/2004
33. May I So Ever Hope 10/23/2004
34. The City Is Short Today 10/25/2004
35. Cigarettes & Bourbon 10/22/2004
36. Alive In The House Of The Monkey King 10/22/2004
37. One Must Wonder 10/24/2004
38. Soon You Will Be Coming Home 10/22/2004
39. A Ferret Named 'Purgation' 10/25/2004
40. I'M Not Crazy Today 10/22/2004

Comments about Derek R. Audette

  • David Keig (10/23/2004 4:07:00 AM)

    re fibonacci..i was once a mathematician

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Best Poem of Derek R. Audette

The Shortest Poem Ever Written

The shortest poem ever written
was a poem that just said:
“A”

At roughly the same time,
another poet
was writing another poem
which just said:

“B”

A debate then formed
as to which
exactly
was the shortest poem
ever written.

The general consensus
was that they both were
the shortest poems
ever written,
as both poems contained
the same amount of words
and the same amount of
letters.
So,
in essence,
it was a tie.

However, the poet who wrote
the ‘b’ poem
argued that
technically,
his ...

Read the full of The Shortest Poem Ever Written

Seven Dollar Breakfast

I sat down for breakfast
one morning
at a favorite delicatessen
of mine
in downtown Ottawa.
This particular delicatessen
has the best smoked meat sandwiches
in the city,
but I wasn't there for that.

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