Douglas Scotney Poems

'Un coup' is French for 'a move' in chess.

To suggest un coup, (insinuer) ,
on ne bats les doigts,
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So over the top
are articulate deliverers
of conspiracy theory agitprop,
that their targets
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Americans don't spell a son's name 'Louis'
if they want it
to sound like it does in France.
They opt for 'Louie'.
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Nice kitchen, the tiler says twice,
after finishing his task.

Nice what? I ask.
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It's a lie that rhino-horn works;
people pay big,
but it's ground with viagra.
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'Ralph' and 'Wolfgang'
are American and German for 'Guy'.

Don't ask why,
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Obscurities in poems
you often ignore
that you'd explore
if there were pennies
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It may not be as exciting as English,
but French tries.

Its word for the 'beauty spot'
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'To draw',
meaning both
'to infuse'
and 'to pencil something',
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Once upon a time
in Anonymously-Sited,
there was a mother
who was kale-benighted.
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