We English
are drinkers of tea
We like to play polo
and speak eloquently.
...
We fade, we float away
With every passing season,
Destined to perish alone,
in this cruel world wracked by reason.
...
Like dodging raindrops from summer skies,
we brush the tears away from their eyes,
and we teach them to hide
what they're feeling inside.
...
Be proud of your flaws
for they make you You,
That spot on your nose
It's like morning dew.
...
Please don't clip my wings,
Don't nail me to the ground.
Let me fly far away
Among the clouds
...
Get lost among the sandunes
Whoever you may be
The pebble clad beaches
the soft, subdued sea.
...
I sit on the lampost,
and sqwauck with glee!
I smile at you,
you frown at me,
...
the little things inside our heads
all seemed as real as rain,
knew nowt about taxation, mortgages or pain,
then they came and scooped them out.
...
Tormented young souls,
Washed up in the sand,
We cannot depart
this bloodstained land.
...
We slip on the snails
Who we did not see
As we tread upon the tarmac
Absorbed in our own misery.
...
You stand behind the counter.
I stare at your eyes
They look far more delicious
Than my ketchup and fries.
...
Two cups of tea
Sit infront of me
Steamy milky aroma
Inticing, ushuring me
...
We English
We English
are drinkers of tea
We like to play polo
and speak eloquently.
We have framed portraits of the Queen
Hanging up on our walls
We smoke cigarettes
and dance at balls.
We have bad teeth
and spell colour like that
my Grandad smokes a pipe
and wears a top hat.
We all know prince Will,
pass our time in red boxes,
Buckingham palace is our 'ghetto',
and we enjoy hunting foxes.