Gareth Glyn Roberts

Gareth Glyn Roberts Poems

1.
Compatibility

I remind her of her father
She reminds me of her mother
That's why we're so happy together
We bring out the worst in each other
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2.
Jetwash

I took my car to the jetwash today
Put in the money and started to spray
The money ran out but the spray wouldn't stop
And I ended up spraying all over the shop
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3.
Public Health

I gave a public health talk in Pontefract
By golly I read them the riot act
But the crowd began to disperse
And their health just gets worse and worse
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4.
Life Is Like A Game Of Pool (Part 2)

you think it's going off track,
you're just about to pot the white
and then you pot the black.
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5.
Hygiene Hats

Always wear your hygiene hats
whenever handling foods
although they make you feel like prats
those health & safety snoods
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