Don’t fret honey
Let’s make a go of it
You’ve got the neck
I’ve got the cheek -
...
April, your flourishes fill my heart with tears
All your brave futility
And the green and the gold, and the rise of the spring
The triumphant flow
...
The archangel Gabriel looked down from on high
At the sightseers thronging below.
He turned to his neighbour St Jim with a sigh
And earnestly asked, ‘Do you know
...
Next year I am going to be sixty
So I thought I should put in some practice.
Today I wore a linen dress
And a hat with a brim
...
Viola Swing
Don’t fret honey
Let’s make a go of it
You’ve got the neck
I’ve got the cheek -
Baby I’m gonna
make you speak
Wait ’til I’ve hotted up my
pizzicato
(cheese and onion, oven-ready
garnished with tomato)
Let’s give those tunes an airing
No ifs and buts
I’ve got me bower’s elbow
You’ve got the guts