Don't comlain about the telly
About how it makes one sick to the belly
About how it turns your brain to jelly.
Tired of hearing political rants?
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There was a young girl from Savanny
Who stepped on a yellow bananny
She said, Oh gee whiz,
How clumsy I is.
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Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam
And I’ll show you a home
Where you dare not sit
‘Cause everything’s covered with buffalo chips.
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It's Tuesday. it's Tuesday,
By Gosh, by Gee, it's Tuesday.
Will this be my Goodnewsday
Or just another Bluesday?
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One day when Noah had nothing better to do
He spent the day coveting his neighbor's ass and his wife's ass too.
He said, 'I know very well that I won't by God be smitten
As the Ten Commandments haven't even yet been written.'
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Get up Dear Watson, don't pretend you're sick,
We've got crimes to solve and clues to pick.
We can't just lie around all day
We've got to get going and be on our way.
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My love is a girl from Katmandu
She confessed to me she loved me true.
Her love I did reciprocate
It was the mighty hand of Fate.
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There was a cowboy from LaGrange
Who spent his time riding the range
When he saw a cow,
He branded it now.
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There was this dude named McCall
Who was very, very tall.
It doesn’t worry him yet
It’s a good thing, you bet
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Put out some birdseed today
But the sparrows all flew away.
They saw the cat
And away they did scat
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