I didn’t make
But I’ve heard it
There was a big feline named Dancer
Who asked her mate for an answer.
How do you titillate an ocelot?
Why you just oscillate its titalot.
A beautiful day
Sun’s shining, birds are singing
God’s in his heaven.
A Cat Called Nan
I once had a cat called Nan
Whose tail got caught in a fan.
On a lazy summer afternoon
All of us boys were lying in the shade
Talking about all kinds of things
In a world we never made.
One summer's day, with nothing better to do,
I went to the beach to enjoy the view.
Lots of cute babes lying around in the sand
Trying their best to improve their tan.
Did you ever think that when you smell something good
Like roasting coffee or cedar wood
Or baking bread or sweet perfume
That actual molecules are floating around the room?
As I was walking down the path
In my head I did some higher math.
They say that one and one makes two
But I know that that's not always true
CAUTION: Reading this rhyme may give you a headache.
I think I’ll take an Alka Seltzer to relieve my gut,
Eating too much Mexican has put me in a rut.