Gordon Jones

D'you know, I like the Spice Girls,
They seem great fun to me,
They bounce and strut across the stage
For all the world to see
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I entered a poem, which now I cant find
I've searched for it since, going out of my mind
I followed instructions which seemed plain to me,
But wherever I look it never do be!
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I sat awile on Berry Head looking out across the sea
A lonely quiet spot toda, no other soul but me
I peered into the waves below, as they crashed in steaming foam
Upon the rocks of ages past, repelled by craggy stone.
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She looked pretty cute as she walked down the street
I'll get her on Facebook, send her a Tweet,
I tracked her name down and invited her home
Making best use of my Blackberry phone
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I went to the barbers today,
He cracked my head with the clippers
He turned to his partner to say
'I'm fed up with barbering nippers.
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The sound of a lawnmower floats the air
cloud brings a shower of rain
Raising the perfume of fresh cut grass.
A beautiful melody comes from the trees
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