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great googley moogley! you are looking at my biography aren't you? don't waste your time, it's quite empty i can ensure you. go! look at somebody elses poems. you will be happy you did. instead of reading all this...................................................................................................................your still reading aren't you. why? are you expecting some miracle to happen? or maybe some insight or words of wisdom. hmm? ? ? .............................................................nope still nothing. well this was a waste of YOUR time. i bet your all bummed out that by now you could have done something productive like build a house or make a sandwich and watch T.V. or maybe you don't watch T.V. or like sandwiches either. you are probably cold hearted too. you probably eat babies. you are a sick individual. :))

The Best Poem Of grandmaster JAY

The Store

I never knew stupidity before
That was before I worked at the store.
People buy 2 carts full bottom to top
Enough to make my head go pop.
They have reusable bags they forget in the car
And there’s a kid in an aisle with his head in a jar.
Organic dog food and 3 dollar water a plus
What’s wrong with these people, are they nuts?
I have found money on the floor and cut a bike off the rack
Before they came, wanting it back.
What’s wrong with these people, did they leave they’re brain at home
Having they’re skull occupied with foam?
Maybe it’s just me, and I’m to blame.
No, it’s just the way they are; they will always be the same.

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