Beware the scam my friends
Beware the scam
The one where you are
Asked 'support an orphanage'
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My mind has this
Subconscious knack
Of blocking out
Painful memories
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Beautiful love
It never leaves
It just hides
It likes to tease
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Oh I have seen your face before
It is a work of art
For which you need no badge
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Digging coal
Lifting the shovel
Pushing it through
To feed the fire....
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Microblogging user contracts
Is the West to follow?
Deducting eighty to out at zero
Or plus one hundred for promo?
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Me brain suffers badly
From a lack of stimulation
So I'm going to sail me ship
For treasured language education
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Once upon a dream
Disney plagiarism I know
But here it goes...(singalong)
For you
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