My teacher ate my homework,
which I thought was rather odd.
He sniffed at it and smiled
with an approving sort of nod.
I cooked my math book in a broth
and stirred it to a steaming froth.
I threw in papers—pencils, too—
to make a pot of homework stew.
I hope that you believe me,
for I wouldn't tell a lie.
I cannot turn my science homework in
and this is why:
Homework, I love you. I think that you're great.
It's wonderful fun when you keep me up late.
I think you're the best when I'm totally stressed,
preparing and cramming all night for a test.
My dog does my homework
at home every night.
He answers each question
and gets them all right.
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whenever you've way too much homework to read.