My Teacher Ate My Homework Poem by Kenn Nesbitt
My Teacher Ate My Homework
My teacher ate my homework,
which I thought was rather odd.
He sniffed at it and smiled
with an approving sort of nod.
He took a little nibble—
it's unusual, but true—
then had a somewhat larger bite
and gave a thoughtful chew.
I think he must have liked it,
for he really went to town.
He gobbled it with gusto,
and he wolfed the whole thing down.
He licked off all his fingers,
gave a burp, and said, "You pass."
I guess that's how they grade you
when you're in a cooking class.
This is one of the best poems I've ever tasted! I used to be a teacher, so the title was irresistible to me. Best excuse I ever heard for not having the homework to turn in: My baby sister peed on it. I'm adding this poem to my favorites list. Please read my poems BUTTERFLY OF DEATH and THE GRAVEYARD. Thanks.
its a really interesting poem! i was looking for around 1 hour for a poem for the poetry competition and i finally found the only one i like. i hope ill get to get into the real competition and win gold! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! im sure i will with this well written and phenomenal poem. thank you very much kenn nesbitt
All I can say is: wow! Kenn Nesbitt's poems always have professionalism and perfection!
It's absolutely fab! And in my primary school we learnt the poem all my great excuses.all my classmates liked it including me so WELL DONE
Dude this poem must be made into a children book. It's a real drama from student's pov
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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12/12/2024 8:22:28 AM # 1.0.0
this is really crap. think of something better