A warning goes out now to all outdoor mice:
'Before you enter THIS house, you'd best think twice! '
Last week, after I'd 'taken a shit', I saw a mouse!
It looked at ME, &.........I looked at IT.
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Gosh darn it. I must’ve done somethin’ wrong,
‘cause I’m in the dog house, AGAIN. I hope not for long.
In here it’s rather rank.
COULD be worse; could be..... the fish tank.
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