louis rams Humor Poems

YOUNG-OLD-LADY
I saw this ad in the paper and I was intrigued by it
Because it said: young-old-lady
So I got in touch with her!
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HUMOR #4
She woke up in the morning with gas that would not pass
So she put her head up her ass
She looked to the left and then to the right
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Something I should not say!
However, at 70 years old I am turning gray!
I never thought that it would happen this way
My friends at the age of forty was turning gray
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From age sixteen to twenty, I had a 32-inch waist
Not an ounce of fat, not even a trace.
What happened to my youthful body?
When I had all muscle and no flab
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