john tiong chunghoo Humour Poems

bird flu
teaching his pet parrot to say
i dont have bird flu
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Taiwan Contemporary Arts Museum
at every section, a lady attendant
longing to be painted
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rich neighbourhood
the rats run around like
big swollen wallets
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singapore, we can be
closer if you can be
just my other half
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mh370
we too are groping in the dark
for parts
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We are malaysians
we care more about
our individual roots
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darkened ing
at a non working lift
sorry for convenience
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palmist with magnifiying glass
let's hope he does not
magnify my life
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my japanese look
having to pay more
for many things
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My Fair Lady Musical
we're watching from Mount Everest,
the girl says of the third class seat
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her big pants
as she walks
tinkle, tinkle, tinkling coins
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between the
quarelling couple
pet cat yawns
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charles' golden memory
sandwiched between
a royal virgin and an old hag
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paying -
to learn
blanking out
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first kiss
a snake looks
for a home
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orangutan
and us watch each other
did an alien separate us?
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after the
shakespearian play
talking like its characters for days
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red stone
the roadside peddlar
says it's a rugby
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