Hubby insisted that he could
Change himself the oil in the car.
I knew this would not turn out good.
Under the engine he rolled thar,
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We both grew up in time and place
When plastic be in massive use
By most all of the human race,
Leading to pollution abuse.
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'Because of You, ' his first big hit,
Released in 1951.
Tony Bennett kept singing it
For a 74 year run.
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I'm in line at the coffee shop,
When you get in line behind me.
I think my heart is gonna stop
When I do turn around and see
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For Christmas I got a fruitcake
Sent by an ex boyfriend of mine,
And so for good etiquette sake,
A thank you note I did design.
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Sculpture, 'The Thinker, ' by Rodin
Is of a person all alone,
And in deep thought does seem this man,
Pondering, sitting on a stone.
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We are three crystal sisters who
Be for good luck worn 'round the neck,
Which the three little pigs did do,
And caused the bad wolf lots of heck.
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Chuck, a butcher of high degree.
He's a 'meat'eorologist.
A popular butcher is he,
With sausages none can resist.
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1 a.m. - I noted the time,
This detective cop was called to
Investigate a murder crime.
That's the job that I'm paid to do.
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In the beginning God did make
A perfect world - land, water, air.
And animals and plants did take
Perfect time and place ev'rywhere.
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