Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

1441. Venom Champ 1/5/2015
1442. There Is Torture 1/6/2015
1443. Resurrection Mary 1/7/2015
1444. Corroboree Frog 1/8/2015
1445. Bad Neighbor Duck 1/9/2015
1446. Featherology 1/11/2015
1447. Malala The Winner 1/12/2015
1448. Taza - Lincoln Park Zoo 1/13/2015
1449. Bear Up - Lincoln Park Zoo 1/17/2015
1450. Snow On Demand 1/18/2015
1451. Jingle Bells Date 1/19/2015
1452. Turtle Tip 1/20/2015
1453. Solomon Islands Skink - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/26/2015
1454. Hillbillill And The Email 3/27/2015
1455. Tale Of A Snow Leopard - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/28/2015
1456. Snow (Less) Monkeys - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/29/2015
1457. Hillbillill And The For Sale Sign 3/30/2015
1458. Hillbillill And The Horns Of Time 3/31/2015
1459. Pillow Fight - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/2/2015
1460. Dreams On High 4/3/2015
1461. Irish Giraffe 4/4/2015
1462. Green Snake - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/5/2015
1463. Odie The Otter - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/7/2015
1464. Peek A Hank - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/8/2015
1465. Golden Tamarin - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/9/2015
1466. Hunt For Answers 4/11/2015
1467. B Ball Back Board 4/13/2015
1468. Criminal Mind - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/14/2015
1469. Oriental Fire Bellied Toads - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/15/2015
1470. Swan Song - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/16/2015
1471. Bad Horning - Vietnam 4/17/2015
1472. April First Fools' Day Joke 4/18/2015
1473. Black Tree Monitor - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/19/2015
1474. Have Bomb... 4/20/2015
1475. There Goes The Neighborhood - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/22/2015
1476. Kwan Econ - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/24/2015
1477. Family Reunion 4/27/2015
1478. Exploit 4/29/2015
1479. Climb Time - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/30/2015
1480. Rum Ride 5/2/2015
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Sneezing Matter

'Where's my sandwich? I'm gonna tell.'
He whined and made a face. I smiled.
Little brothers are living hell.
I should have been an only child.
'Shut up or starve, That's how it goes.'
I glanced away. That's when he threw
A can of pepper up my nose.
I sneezed until my face was blue.
I came real close to fratricide.

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