Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

1481. The Chytrid Attack 5/6/2014
1482. The Colonel's Back 6/11/2015
1483. The Egg And I - Lincoln Park Zoo 5/19/2015
1484. The Egg And I Hop - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/3/2016
1485. The Elephant Whisperer 2/11/2015
1486. The End Of Wilderness 5/23/2014
1487. The Fig And The Wasp 10/21/2016
1488. The Ghost And The Darkness 9/16/2014
1489. The Guide 5/18/2013
1490. The Hate Lives On 2/4/2013
1491. The King Is Dead 10/19/2014
1492. The Kiss 1/13/2012
1493. The K-K-King And I 2/4/2013
1494. The Kwan Touch - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/17/2014
1495. The Laser Edge 2/19/2014
1496. The Leaning Tower 8/31/2011
1497. The Leaping Pope 3/17/2016
1498. The Little Prince - Lincoln Park Zoo 8/28/2013
1499. The Longest Claw 10/7/2015
1500. The Mad Duck 2/17/2013
1501. The Necklace 10/25/2007
1502. The Old Man Of The Lake 4/9/2014
1503. The Old Timer Pallas'Cat - Lincoln Park Zoo 8/27/2014
1504. The P.O.W. Must 7/5/2014
1505. The Perils Of Public Prayer 6/14/2014
1506. The Queen Mary 10/23/2014
1507. The Riddle Of The Sphinx 11/2/2014
1508. 'The Scream' 8/13/2013
1509. The Shell Of It All 7/29/2016
1510. The Skull 9/26/2010
1511. The Sneeze Of Sponge Bob 2/23/2014
1512. The Stepford Family 8/1/2014
1513. The Sullivan Brothers 2/23/2013
1514. The Tingler 8/5/2016
1515. The Van Gogh Brothers 1/1/2015
1516. The Voice Of Same Ol' 2/25/2013
1517. The Zapruder Film 1/3/2014
1518. Theory Of Stripeativity 1/4/2015
1519. There Goes The Neighborhood - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/22/2015
1520. There Is Torture 1/6/2015
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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In Judgement

The crowd had gathered in the square.
They came to watch a young man die.
The sherriff brought the killer there -
To the gallows, to hang him high.
At his courthouse window he stood.
The Judge watched the sentence below,
Carried out as he knew it should.
It was the law that it be so.
A prayer was muttered by the priest.

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