Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

1521. The Queen Mary 10/23/2014
1522. The Riddle Of The Sphinx 11/2/2014
1523. 'The Scream' 8/13/2013
1524. The Shell Of It All 7/29/2016
1525. The Skull 9/26/2010
1526. The Sneeze Of Sponge Bob 2/23/2014
1527. The Stepford Family 8/1/2014
1528. The Sullivan Brothers 2/23/2013
1529. The Tingler 8/5/2016
1530. The Van Gogh Brothers 1/1/2015
1531. The Voice Of Same Ol' 2/25/2013
1532. The Zapruder Film 1/3/2014
1533. Theory Of Stripeativity 1/4/2015
1534. There Goes The Neighborhood - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/22/2015
1535. There Is Torture 1/6/2015
1536. These Bones Will Talk 11/9/2015
1537. They Fly South 10/11/2015
1538. They Must Like Me 2/2/2017
1539. This Little Piggy - Lincoln Park Zoo 8/8/2014
1540. Three's Company - Lincoln Park Zoo 12/19/2015
1541. Thumb Stuff - Lincoln Park Zoo 9/29/2014
1542. Tickle To Love 6/1/2015
1543. Tickles My Feathers 11/13/2013
1544. Tiger Chow - Lincoln Park Zoo 1/15/2015
1545. Tiger Count 12/3/2013
1546. Tiger On Tap - Lincoln Park Zoo 2/8/2016
1547. Tigerfish 2/21/2014
1548. Till Death Do Us Part - Lincoln Park Zoo -new- 3/25/2017
1549. Time Is Now 2/14/2013
1550. Time To Go - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/26/2015
1551. Time To Kill 11/15/2008
1552. Tin Can Roll 9/7/2008
1553. Title Idol 2/3/2013
1554. To Barney From Bo 5/27/2013
1555. To Heal Or Not 2/8/2013
1556. To Kill A Laptop 3/13/2013
1557. To Red Wolves' Good Health - Lincoln Park Zoo 2/20/2014
1558. To Thine Own Self Be Cuked 12/12/2015
1559. Took A Turn 2/5/2015
1560. Topsy 9/16/2013
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Be Damned

The powers that be picked a site
Across the field from a playground.
A plant was built, shiny and bright,
Guaranteed to be safe and sound.
As the neighborhood children played,
Across the field in profit haste,
The plant owners were getting paid
To dispose of hazardous waste.
The plant shut down after a year.

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