Ima Ryma Poems

The Journal of the A.M.A.
Has done a study on road death,
And does report that on tax day,
More tax filers take their last breath.
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A carnival road show for years.
Money losses, perhps the cause,
The mummy up and disappears.
A private collector, some say,
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Ah, the true joys of Spring are here,
As all my senses be aware.
The greenie sights are not too clear,
As allergies, my eyeballs bear.
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It is a fact that any biz
That is for profit runs the risk
Of failing - that's the way just tiz.
So though it may seem a tsk tsk,
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I knew he had the ball to win,
And of course that ball 'twould be me.
He does the shots, I do the spin,
A winning combination be.
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Spring Mountains Pyrg - I am a snail.
Word is the water I live in
Is being pumped on a vast scale
To Las Vegas, city of sin.
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Einstein 'splained relativity
Of time, using two points of view
Of two guys - one standing near be
A moving train. The other who
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Both Demmies and Repubbies talk,
Blaming each other for their mess,
Spewing hot air, crock after crock,
Full of (you give it your best guess.)
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A guy shops to buy a new suit.
The salesman says, 'Try this one on.'
The guy agrees it is a beaut.
So the suit he proceeds to don.
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No more the American Dream
For children of U.S.A.
Education has turned to scheme
To buy kids' minds this or that way.
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