Ima Ryma Poems

Retired President U.S. Grant
Walked into an inn for a beer.
Two lawyers out to galavant,
Were near the fireplace in high cheer.
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A taxi passenger did tap
The driver on his shoulder to
Ask a question, causing a flap.
The cabbie shrieked and drove right through
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It is an ancient fearsome beast
That comes to life in a red moon,
And seeks warm blooded prey to feast.
I'd heard of it in tale and tune
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Tower of Voices side by side
With 40 wind chimes in the air,
Of passengers and crew who died
And whose remains are buried there.
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My Daddy told me not to talk
To any negro. But then I
Fell down while I was on my walk.
A negro man came driving by,
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My parents bring home a brass skull
That they bought at an estate sale.
Its finish is dirty and dull,
And it smells very old and stale.
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The jet plane crashed. All aboard died.
The black box was recovered, so
From it investigators tried
To get some what happened info.
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Husband and wife watching T.V.
As they did most ev'ry night.
The cable goes out suddenly,
Leaving the couple in a plight
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A man and woman, very old,
Were in the midst of wedding vows.
After the 'have and to hold, '
The man slipped into a short drowse.
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The history of medicine
Started out with eating a root.
Then that was condemned as heathen.
Prayer was deemed the healthy pursuit,
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