Mechaniphiliac - that's me,
And I've been one all of my life -
Having sex with machinery,
More satisfying than a wife.
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Mary, Queen of Scots, I knew well,
A beautiful lady in love
With romance, so intrigue befell
Her, pulling her down from above.
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Aries rushes in to be first.
Taurus is steady, loyal and slow.
Gemini's multitasking thirst.
Cancer is clingy as needs go.
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My patients come to me to suck
From their bodies, unwanted fat.
Pounds abound. I make a good buck.
Also, (keep this under your hat) ,
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One Christmas I got a glass bowl
From a friend. It had a design
Of a deep etched flowery scroll,
Which cut a small finger of mine.
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First, my mother and father died,
Leaving we four children to try
To escape the disease inside.
Then my sister, Winnie, did die.
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I heard a knocking at the door.
An elderly lady stood there.
I had never seen her before.
She just walked in without a care,
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The Founding Fathers did not bear
The scrutiny of public eye.
Had the public been more aware,
Could some Founders have gotten by?
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It's been so many years ago,
But I remember him as nice
To work for, ever polite so,
Never displaying any vice.
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