Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

161. Miracle On The Hudson 1/24/2009
162. Stonehenge 1/31/2009
163. No Place For Prejudice 2/8/2009
164. Saint Valentine 2/14/2009
165. Odd Couple 1/3/2009
166. For A Friend 1/10/2009
167. Beyond Explanation 4/25/2009
168. Cheating Online 5/16/2009
169. Rejoin 5/25/2009
170. Rookie 5/31/2009
171. Mandela 6/7/2009
172. Seal The Deal 6/14/2009
173. No Fly Zone 6/21/2009
174. Fool Once, Twice... 6/28/2009
175. Diary Of Llan Ramon 7/4/2009
176. Pedestrian On All Fours 7/11/2009
177. Anniversary Gifts 7/18/2009
178. Walter Cronkite 7/25/2009
179. Got Clean 8/1/2009
180. Extras 8/9/2009
181. Call For Help 8/15/2009
182. Small World 8/23/2009
183. Poem Power 8/29/2009
184. Just For Laughs 9/6/2009
185. Pie 9/12/2009
186. Cited 9/20/2009
187. Secrete Service 10/4/2009
188. Heavy Burdens 10/11/2009
189. Doing Business 10/18/2009
190. Trail Of Tears 10/25/2009
191. Wedding Off 11/1/2009
192. Nuts And Bolts 11/8/2009
193. My Mary 11/15/2009
194. Bed Sign 11/22/2009
195. Future Of Fat 11/29/2009
196. Re Gift 12/6/2009
197. Spread 12/13/2009
198. Return 12/20/2009
199. Unfounded? 12/27/2009
200. Reference 1/3/2010
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Be Damned

The powers that be picked a site
Across the field from a playground.
A plant was built, shiny and bright,
Guaranteed to be safe and sound.
As the neighborhood children played,
Across the field in profit haste,
The plant owners were getting paid
To dispose of hazardous waste.
The plant shut down after a year.

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