We debate the death penalty,
Cruel unusual punishment?
Being human, some errors be.
With safeguards, loads of cash spent.
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Born under California sun,
With four to race chrome colored feet,
The youth began his love to run
With others, with the aim to beat.
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Depressed, I went to see a shrink,
And on his couch I bared my soul.
Could he pull me back from the brink
Of jumping into a black hole.
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Mr Cricket for ages sang
A luring South Pacific tune
Aimed at lady cricket shebang
Over Mr. Cricket to swoon.
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A male firefly, just weeks to live,
I focus on seeking Ms Right,
Cuz I got genes I gotta give,
So I go blinking through the night.
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N'gombe in Kenya I be
A dairy cow on a small farm.
Farmer Thuo takes care of me.
His care is working like a charm,
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The Kumbara night frogs do meet
And stand on their hind legs to touch
The site where they wish to complete
Mr. and Mrs. such and such,
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An octopus like me has got
Eight arms (not tentacles) , and I
Never do get them in a knot,
And never really wondered why.
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The boy was at a baseball game.
A girl behind did catch his eye.
A foul ball struck did take its aim.
The boy did catch it on the fly.
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It's called seal training that I do.
Ev'ry day of the year it's done,
Right here at the Lincoln Park Zoo,
Serious stuff and not just fun.
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