'Bill - where were you Saturday Night? '
'You better have watched me be Live.'
'I left on the conspiring right, '
'Punch lines to plug my polling dive.'
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I'm a Solomon Islands skink
Stationed at the Lincoln Park Zoo,
Time and place for good work, I think,
For this reptile lizard to do.
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'Bill, email that I did conceal, '
'While I giggled my gig at State, '
'Is being charged as a big deal, '
'Ignoring how special we rate.'
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A snow leopard, I've quite a tale
To tell about my tail, I do.
Biggest cat tail on any scale.
Home here at the Lincoln Park Zoo,
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We snow monkeys are watching snow
Melt away with coming of spring
To Lincoln Park Zoo, Chicago.
Daylight saving time - what's that thing!
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'Bill - a neighbor has emailed me, '
'That you have posted near the house, '
'A used clean server for sale be.'
'Does it include key board and mouse? '
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'Bill - have you seen what TIME has done'
'On the cover in silhouette! '
'The 'M' over my head is run'
'Like devil's horns, it seems I get.'
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Two sisters sharing time and space.
Their world filled up with fun and play,
That ev'ry child does like to chase.
Someday a grown up - not today.
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An eagle at Lincoln Park Zoo
Is home because of injury,
Soaring, I can no longer do,
But still dream of what it could be.
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One giraffe says to the other,
'Happy St. Paddy's Day to you.'
'I come from an Irish mother, '
'Bless her heart at the Dublin Zoo.'
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