A jumping spider I am called.
I am a spider and I jump.
My limbs are fluidly hydrauled,
And lift me off in super pump.
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In the U.S.A., soccer tiz
A game to be played more by kids.
Hard ball to sell as money biz
In the sports world of profit grids.
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A newborn babe is racist free.
Racist levels that fill one's mind
Come from others like family,
Flowing ever through humankind,
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We used to say a prayer in school.
But then one day, it was not said.
Something 'bout a Supreme Court rule.
I even heard that God was dead.
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For centuries, marriage has been
Men and women tying the knot.
Same sex marriage - oh God, a sin!
Polygamy still has a slot.
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The Special Olympics inspire
All humankind to strive to be
The creation of God's desire
To live in peace and harmony,
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The chupacabra got its name
From humans who did swear they'd seen
A spiny creature with the fame
As killing, blood sucking machine,
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Humans call me the Caddisfly.
I got the name from caddys men,
Vendors, who to their clothes would tie
Their wares to sell round way back when.
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We were in the main dining room.
Our parents called us to see
The landing that would turn to doom -
The Hindenburg in New Jersey.
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I teach a college course on ghosts.
A graduate student, I am,
Not given to a lot of boasts,
But students flock to my program.
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