Bottom of the 9th and 2 outs.
This little leaguer's up to bat.
I try not to hear all the shouts,
But, it's scary where I am at.
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An axolotl I am named.
I live in Lake Xochimilco.
To the Aztecs, I was quite famed
As god Xolotl - doncha know,
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In the U.S.A., soccer tiz
A game to be played more by kids.
Hard ball to sell as money biz
In the sports world of profit grids.
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LeBron James is coming back home
To Cleveland, all reCavaliered.
Forgiven for Miami roam?
The Heat has still not disappeared,
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A newborn babe is racist free.
Racist levels that fill one's mind
Come from others like family,
Flowing ever through humankind,
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We used to say a prayer in school.
But then one day, it was not said.
Something 'bout a Supreme Court rule.
I even heard that God was dead.
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For centuries, marriage has been
Men and women tying the knot.
Same sex marriage - oh God, a sin!
Polygamy still has a slot.
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The Special Olympics inspire
All humankind to strive to be
The creation of God's desire
To live in peace and harmony,
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The chupacabra got its name
From humans who did swear they'd seen
A spiny creature with the fame
As killing, blood sucking machine,
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