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Jannpoet Versemaker
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Jannpoet Versemaker Poems
- Bunions & Onions I rub my bunions with onions Cause you see ...
- It's Gone Again Grey clouds forming, covering the sky Blue ...
- Time Out I'm feeling quite jaded this morning I dragged ...
- How I Like My Poetry Some poems are so raw Like and ...
- Kite Flying I don't mean to skite But When flying my kite I...
- The Race Here's the line up in the race today We have a fine...
I write light and rhyming verse about events that have happened to me or topical events. I like to make people smile and bring a little humour whenever I can.
I write for all occasions Birthdays, Weddings, Births and departures. You can visit me on www.personalisedpoetry.co.nz more »
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Bunions & Onions
I rub my bunions with onions
Cause you see they are pretty sore
I rub my bunions with onions
Cause it's all been done before
I've seen my sister do it
I thought it very strange
Why rub your feet with onions
Does it keep away the mange?
It's supposed to help the swelling
She patiently explained
I haven't lost my marbles
And my head is not deranged
So I rub my feet with onions
Cause I took my sisters cue
And when my bunions give me hell
I know just what to do
You may think I have lost it
You may think I'm rather mad
But ...
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