Jarvis De Subia Mike Taylor and Mic Ting Poems

Places that girls go to meet guys and what to say when you see them:

At the gym: Hey girl. I see you there in them yoga pants. Let me take a walk with you. We'll stroll side by side in a one-sided conversation that goes absolutely nowhere really fast. Just like that treadmill! And I see you there, thighs pumping, breaking a sweat to keep that media demanding, male approved photoshop endorsed profile picture. But oh! Putting your headphones back in?
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