I'm taking car of
My girlfriends pet bird
And I don't think
That he likes me
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Don't you just love it
When someone is there
And is just being
The butt of everybody's joke
...
Oh, how I love it
When the day is shot
At nine in the morning
When most people get theirs going
...
Oh, how I love it
When people think that
They have to be the boss
And make you feel insecure
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What should I do about
The business I want to start
When the town doesn't even care
About how things are for you
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Don't you love the bullies
Who are just going to
Push themselves through
And make sure that they're heard
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Don't you just love it
When a group of people
Sit around drinking coffee
And running everybody down
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Oh, how I love it
That the checker game
That should end in a draw
That the other wants canceled
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We sometime wonder
If living the Christian life
Is worth all of the problems
That we sometimes have
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I thinnk it's kind of funny
That the cost of being poor today
Is about the same as
What the wealthy lived on years ago
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