John Hegley

(1 October 1953 - / Islington, London)

John Hegley Poems

If you see a poem only with title, it is listed that way because of copyright reasons.
1. Classic 1/26/2012
2. An Owner's Complaint 1/26/2012
3. The Price Of Art In Luton 1/26/2012
4. Unfortunates 1/3/2003
5. Pickering To Grosmont 1/3/2003
6. Centurion Soldier 1/3/2003
7. The Flannel 1/3/2003
8. My Father's Footwear 1/3/2003
9. Poetry In India 1/3/2003
10. A Somewhat Absent Minded Attempt To Be Politically Correct 1/3/2003
11. Amoeba 1/3/2003
12. Omo 1/3/2003
13. Deep In Shallow Waters 1/3/2003
14. The Death Of A Scoutmaster 1/3/2003
15. Lent 1/3/2003
16. Tuna Day (For The Usa) 1/3/2003
17. My Doggie Don'T Wear Glasses 1/3/2003
18. Uncle And Auntie 1/3/2003
19. Very Bad Dog 1/3/2003
20. Bonfire Night 1/3/2003
21. Smelly 1/3/2003
22. Easter Eggley 1/3/2003
23. Love Poem By My Dog 1/3/2003
24. Love Cuts 1/3/2003
25. A Comparison Between Logs And Dogs 1/3/2003
Best Poem of John Hegley

A Comparison Between Logs And Dogs

Both are very popular at Christmas,
But it is not generally considered cruel to abandon a log,
And dogs are rarely used as fuel.

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Amoeba

hello amoeba I wish you were my pet
but you're not really big enough to be seen by the vet
are you?
you're a little blob of jelly
you've got no skin and bone
you're not a boy you're not a girl
and you're not on the telephone
I cannot get in touch with you
I cannot pull your leg

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