John W. McEwers

Veteran Poet - 1,178 Points (6/20/1980 / Nova Scotia, Halifax)

John W. McEwers Poems

41. Brandish Thine Sword 3/10/2012
42. Bright Lights, Pink Car 2/3/2012
43. Brown, Light Brown, And Green 4/13/2010
44. Built Me A House On Housefly Eyes 4/12/2010
45. Bunt 4/13/2010
46. Burnt Umber 9/4/2015
47. Butterflies And Cyanide 2/13/2012
48. Call Me A Cab Or Buy Me A Steak 2/1/2012
49. Captain Of Souls 2/3/2012
50. Caress, Not Career 4/13/2010
51. Cats Think Clouds Are Marshmallows 2/3/2012
52. Cherish Me Like A Dream, Sweet Cherub 3/9/2012
53. Chicken Sammich 4/13/2010
54. Children: 4/3/2016
55. Children's Poems By John W Mcewers: Da Gibbawaba Gita 7/21/2014
56. Children's Poems By John W Mcewers: Demons Of Nashville 3/1/2014
57. Children's Poems By John W. Mcewers: Billy Butterbean 4/24/2013
58. Cobalt Roaches 2/1/2012
59. Codename: Your Hero 8/29/2015
60. Cold Dogs In My Ears 4/12/2010
61. Coldcase 4/14/2010
62. Comments From A Lover Forsaken 8/29/2015
63. Condolences 4/12/2010
64. Creepy Gnome Behind A Rake 2/3/2012
65. Daggit! 3/10/2012
66. Death With Emerald Eyes 4/16/2010
67. Deviations On A Theme Of Camping 9/25/2015
68. Dew Drops On Frisky Mountain 3/3/2013
69. Disappointment 4/16/2010
70. Dishwasher Not Safe 2/4/2012
71. Do The Junky Jiggle! 3/10/2013
72. Doctor Cold Hands Keeps Putting His Fingers In My Mouth 2/3/2012
73. Don't Clone Me, Bro 4/3/2016
74. Don'T Worry, Mr. Bumblebee! 4/13/2010
75. Doobie-Do-Wah-Ah-Ah 2/3/2012
76. Dreamscapes Of A John Unforeseen 8/29/2015
77. Earth, Wind, And Fire Down Below 8/31/2015
78. Eating Canned Soup On A Saturday 2/3/2012
79. Electric Love Light Switch 3/16/2013
80. Endless Buffet Of Love 3/2/2012
Best Poem of John W. McEwers


Mammals lay no eggs outside of their bodies because they lay them inside of their bodies.
Marsupials carry babies around in sacks like babies are groceries from the corner carry-out.
Fish passively lay eggs in giant areas so that just about anything that wants to can attempt to germinate.
Birds make nests.
Where does John fit in?

Snakes leave their skin on the ground because they are comfortable without it.
Trees leave leafs to die around them to fertilize.
Sheep need their wool to be taken from them or else they'll get too hot.
Sharks have too many teeth to ...

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Forget The Roses

Forgot lies, she said
and she said forget the flowers
they weren't pretty, you know,
you knew they weren't and thats why
you picked them and she said
it ain't bail money baby, it aint some price
to pay for me being here
but I swear I'll leave if you buy
that kinda flower
one more time.

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