John W. McEwers

John W. McEwers Poems
- Zoology Mammals lay no eggs outside of their bodies because ...
- Who's That On My Lawn? I lived through Iraq and ...
- How To Tie A Tie. Before we even start have that tie in your...
- Gross Things I remember when I was a kid, I ate worms after...
- Hurt Me Go ahead, I can take the pain of you leaving. You ...
- Your Love Is Due First of the month, your love is due, she ...
- Where There's Smoke, There's F... So it goes like this, ...
I have two kids, and I spent a summer in England. I love the outdoors. Poetry isn't my life, it is my oxygen. My favorite author is Tom Clancy. A close second would be Virginia Woolf. I'm trying to get better, and would like to collect my poems into a collection for publication. Any comments would be great! ! ! R.I.P. Robert UPDATE: In hindsight, Robert was not a very good friend. ... more »
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Mammals lay no eggs outside of their bodies because they lay them inside of their bodies.
Marsupials carry babies around in sacks like babies are groceries from the corner carry-out.
Fish passively lay eggs in giant areas so that just about anything that wants to can attempt to germinate.
Birds make nests.
Where does John fit in?
Snakes leave their skin on the ground because they are comfortable without it.
Trees leave leafs to die around them to fertilize.
Sheep need their wool to be taken from them or else they'll get too hot.
Sharks have too many teeth to ...
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interesting and amusing liked the part of the heart being wrapped up.Well done! beth
amusing and provocative.Applebees haha! Loved it! beth
Hi John,
I like this one.It was amusing dining out and comparing your wife to a pasta dish.Very fun and creative, Well done! beth