My puppy can do magic,
it's ridiculous but true.
The toilet paper vanishes,
there's non left beside our loo.
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What's that up there?
Beyond that tree!
That thing up floating high,
am I crazy or do you see?
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A jelly ate my sister,
when she tried to take a bite.
She’s floating around inside it,
but she looks like she’s alright!
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I could live this time forever,
make seconds last like days.
I could spend eternity on your lips,
lose myself in your gaze.
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It will not be a palace,
nor will it be a shed.
It will be ours alone,
our kingdom, when we wed.
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My shoes taste like fish and chips,
my socks taste like honey.
My hats all smell like bananas,
my wardrobe is real funny.
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There’s a hamster in a Tiger Tank,
I saw it driving down the street.
Despite its furry features,
crushing cars is just not sweet.
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That monster in my toilet,
it really went too far.
It bit my daddy’s bottom,
It stole my new toy car.
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I had a sausage roll,
I rolled it down the street.
I used it like a pencil,
I tickled both my feet.
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The tortoise wore a top hat,
to hide that he was bald.
He felt really self-conscious,
and hated being called.
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