joni frog

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joni frog Poems

1. Mary Is An Ugly Girl 4/6/2011
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Mary Is An Ugly Girl

mary is an ugly girl with warts upon her nose.
how she had got pregnant well no one really knows.

'it must have been a miracle' all the local people said.
an immaculate conception had taken place inside her bed.

news then reached the vatican and the ears of the pope.
and catholics around the world awaited christ with hope.

mary was well cared for while awaiting the second coming.
the docs had checked her over and there was nothing wrong with her plumbing.
deliverance day arrived, to deliver us from our sins.
but to everyones astonishment mary delivered ...

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