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How Marriages Should End
My brother-in-law employs two strategies when he desires guests to leave his home.
If it's an outdoor event, he folds up every unoccupied chair 'till the hangers-on get the message and depart.
If it's an indoor event, he plugs in the dust-buster and sucks up the
debris in every room 'till the house is guest-free.
I wish we knew of these two time-savers at the end of our marriage.
Instead of lying and cheating and not coming home, I could have
folded up the chairs except one and asked you to sit on it.
Instead of drinking heavily, slipping into depression, then ...