Josh Evers Poems

I like garages,
and they like me.
As I fly into them,
they take me even if they don't want me.
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I'm a noodle,
I wiggle all day long.
Some people want to pet me,
others want to wiggle me.
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People always say,
you cant handle the heat.
Well I'm here to say,
I can handle the heat.
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They all be like,
she wants the D.
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I use my noodle powers to fight,
people never see it coming.
They think they can handle the heat,
but they cant, because the way I heat.
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