Kelvin Rush Poems

You keep on asking as if we're blessed
There are no answers for us to digest
Man has no insight to the meaning of life
It's futile and full of pain and strife
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What do you think happened to Mr Blyth
Who lost control after his mother died
What do you think happened to Mrs Penn
Who had an affair and was never seen again
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This dog's getting fatter and fatter
The vet said it's no laughing matter
He stopped all the treats
All the tit-bits and meats
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There once was a bar of soap
Who was desperate to hang on a rope
He was used every day
And eventually washed away
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There once was a squirrel called Rife
Who hung onto his nuts for dear life
On the day they were stolen
He was left heartbroken
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There once was a girl called Grace
Who had a great big boil on her face
She was teased and goaded
Then the boil exploded
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There once was a hoover called Teddy
Who was all plugged in and ready
But when his wheels buckled
Everyone chuckled
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There once was a bomber called Drake
Who blew himself up by mistake
As he turned to run
He fell flat on his bum
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There once was a Japanese monk
Who slept with a Siamese skunk
In the middle of the night
There was an almighty fight
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There once was a goldfish called Merkle
Who swam round and round in a circle
After chasing her tail
She went dizzy and frail
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