Lamar Cole Poems

Doyle was under a lot of stress.
So he showed up at the office party in a dress.
He put his boss' patience to a test.
But the rest of the employees thought that he was the best.
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For a long time, Luis and Paloma were just platonic friends.
Then one day platonic friendship ended and love began.
Love hit them like lightning.
And it was very exciting.
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Whenever Monty changed his socks.
It was a treat.
Because he would wear them until they were welded to his feet.
Even though the socks were made of cotton.
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Drinking milk will help kids grow.
So that they will be healthy stars of any show.
Drinking milk is good for kids' brains.
One of the best brain boosters that a person can obtain.
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Wilfred and Andrea were so cool.
As their love juices floated to the top of the swimming pool.
They had just finished doing the wild thing.
They felt so good that they heard bells ring.
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Raymond and Mackenzie met at a bar and he was doing alright.
He took her home to spend the rest of the night.
They were humping to the max.
He nibbled her ear and then stuck his tongue into it.
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Homer was a farm boy who loved peanut butter and jelly.
And licking whipped cream and Froot Loops off of his girlfriend's belly.
One of his favorite places to hump her.
Was in a very large chicken coop.
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Esteban was too naive and nice.
He had no clue that his best friend was sneaking around with his wife.
One day he came home early from work.
His best friend was humping his wife doggy style.
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