Lamar Cole Poems

When he started acting strange.
She knew that it was time for a change.
He started knocking her around.
She started feeling like a sad and lonely clown.
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It was a foggy afternoon in June.
When through the dog door came a raccoon.
The raccoon wanted to put up a fight.
It tried to charge and bite.
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Whether on a sunny or cloudy day.
He loved to play his ukulele.
Singing those beautiful Hawaiian love songs.
Just having tons of fun.
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He tried to hump her on Sunday.
She said, it ain't happening not at all.
He tried to hump her on Monday.
She said, it ain't happening not at all.
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There were bills to be paid.
Good times that seemed to fade.
The boss was on his back.
His girlfriend criticized the way he humped in the sack.
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She told him at a certain time to look up into the sky.
The skywriting said I hope you die.
This is goodbye.
He began to cry and sob why, why, why.
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She wanted for them to marry.
Because he was going to be her baby's daddy.
But he had always been no good.
And wouldn't get a job as he should.
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He got into a mess.
So he was placed under house arrest.
But he just wouldn't do right.
He just had to party at night.
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At 80 years of age, she was no longer a female tiger.
That is why she went and hid his Viagra.
He thought that she was such a frump.
Because she no longer wanted to hump.
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He and his buddy were stranded in the desert with very little water.
His buddy didn't share like he ought to.
His buddy drank all the water and there he stood.
He killed his buddy and drank his blood.
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