Lamar Cole Poems

He was a very small man.
And he took a beating from every bully in the land.
So one day, he decided to take up martial arts.
So that he could beat the crap out of the bullying farts.
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Two best friends had gotten together for a chat.
And upon the table sat the cat.
The cat was giving them a bad rap.
He thought that they were talking about a bunch of crap.
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She told him that he would be a winner.
If he bought her expensive dinners.
He told her that he could only afford to take her to McDonald's or use dinner coupons.
She told him that he was no fun.
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He just wanted a little more time.
Because she was so fine.
She said that he could be with her for one night.
He couldn't believe that he had heard her right.
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She was being sarcastic when she said that he was a hunk.
But she really thought that he was a punk.
She thought that he was lower than a snake.
And she wanted to drown him in the lake.
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If his tomcat could speak, he would say.
You think I like to lay at your feet.
But I am only waiting for something to eat.
You think that your affection keeps me warm when I am cold.
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He told her that this was her anniversary present.
When he showed her the dead pheasants.
He said that he had killed them just for her.
And he thought that this would make her purr.
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His wife told him that in this tribe, she was chief.
And that he needed to turn over a new leaf.
She told him that he was a lazy bum.
And all that he wanted to do was sit around and drink beer and rum.
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Her love is the stars in the sky.
That sparkle so bright and make my emotions fly.
Her touch is the night wind.
Bringing good feelings to my body that have no end.
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