tonight saw medallion man
with his smIrky smile
his nickname dirty Stan
hadn't seen him for a while
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as I weaved past him
that down and out man
he was very very slim
drinking out fosters can
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down in the coal mine
digging out the coal
people thought we fine
but clothes were stole
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Met a charming Parisian
All the way from France
People called him frogolian
As he did Frenchie Dance?
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Whoever said romance is dead
Today heard a lovely story
No horror violence or dread
Smut sex nothing gory
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poor Charlie
trapped in a tree
feeling rather snarly
nothing much too see
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what can you find in your pockets
maybe a packet of old locketts
or maybe some bits
of well branded crisps
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Alone I stand awaiting, patient
another day i'm nearing ancient
standing her somewhat complacent
looking somewhat very vacant
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On me way to work
Spotted Mr Thumber
Apparently office clerk
To me he's a bummer
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today he came back in
yes that moaner, groan-er
Nearly punched him on the chin
That very silly moaner
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