Lee Fones

Lee Fones Poems

heard a duck it woof
saw a dog it quack
this duck looked rough
then the dog did clack

how i detest writers block
when i bang my head
I hear a wooden knock
fidgeting for inspiration

Vlad the Impaler sublime
committed horrific barbaric crimes
boiled twenty thousand in cauldron
impaled both parents and children

solitude of countryside
in the snowy winter time
down slopes kids slide
and birds chirping sublime

hustle bustle in the shops
computers always down
however time it never stops
in Christmas rush i drown

I tried having macaroni
lovely macaroni cheese
wasn't half starving
and mice were please

today is poem day, hip hooray
time to get champers out
or cans that make you sway
but watch the lager lout

Christmas Christmas Christmas
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
it really is amass
with all the friends you know

bride and groom about to wed
the bride got in a Hurst
dressed up to the hilt
think this wedding cursed

Years ago went motor racing
Me, me mate, and his dad
It was very bracing
great fun was certainly had

upon shopping trip today
witnessed a funny thing
a stunning lady faye
was wearing a g-string

im going to dye my hair black
im going to dye my hair green
im going to cut the slack
im going to make it look serine

i'd like a chicken curry
with some poppadoms
id like it in a hurry
as i'm stopping at me moms

train trundled down the track
as last of autumn leaves fell
on that train i had a snack
and leaves shrunk to a cell

playing tennis in the snow
However ball went very slow
whacked the ball very hard
only traveled one whole yard

snow flickered from the sky
cold freezing out on glass
in warmth inside we fry
outside snow covers grass


a little shrimp
was a tiny wimp
physically very limp
then it met a chimp

i like reading Pam Ayers
her poetry does well binds
some i read before my prayers
they make me laugh at times

'do you like me'?
of course i really do
'would you marry thee'?
i would do that too


ive never had the wind before
but those brussel sprouts
they're very strong ya know
plus i've got flipping gout

Lee Fones Biography

I have released one book entitled Maiden in the mist and a fair few puzzle books.)

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Duck Woof And Dog Quack

heard a duck it woof
saw a dog it quack
this duck looked rough
then the dog did clack

don't know what occurred
between dog and duck
but i must concur
wish they'd both shut up

woof duck and quack dog
confusing situation
sitting upon a rotten log
then began my summation

summation took some time
duck woof and dog quack
conclusion was doing fine
then snap, out cold on my back

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