Lee Fones

Lee Fones Poems

heard a duck it woof
saw a dog it quack
this duck looked rough
then the dog did clack
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how i detest writers block
when i bang my head
I hear a wooden knock
fidgeting for inspiration
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Vlad the Impaler sublime
committed horrific barbaric crimes
boiled twenty thousand in cauldron
impaled both parents and children
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solitude of countryside
in the snowy winter time
down slopes kids slide
and birds chirping sublime
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hustle bustle in the shops
computers always down
however time it never stops
in Christmas rush i drown
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my great-granddad and granddad
fought in first and second war
great-granddad fought in Trinidad
and me granddad on Burma shore
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I tried having macaroni
lovely macaroni cheese
wasn't half starving
and mice were please
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today is poem day, hip hooray
time to get champers out
or cans that make you sway
but watch the lager lout
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Christmas Christmas Christmas
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
it really is amass
with all the friends you know
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bride and groom about to wed
the bride got in a Hurst
dressed up to the hilt
think this wedding cursed
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a very sad lullaby
please don't cry
ballad of the fly's
sizzling goodbyes
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upon shopping trip today
witnessed a funny thing
a stunning lady faye
was wearing a g-string
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Years ago went motor racing
Me, me mate, and his dad
It was very bracing
great fun was certainly had
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im going to dye my hair black
im going to dye my hair green
im going to cut the slack
im going to make it look serine
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i'd like a chicken curry
with some poppadoms
id like it in a hurry
as i'm stopping at me moms
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train trundled down the track
as last of autumn leaves fell
on that train i had a snack
and leaves shrunk to a cell
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playing tennis in the snow
However ball went very slow
whacked the ball very hard
only traveled one whole yard
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snow flickered from the sky
cold freezing out on glass
in warmth inside we fry
outside snow covers grass
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19.

a little shrimp
was a tiny wimp
physically very limp
then it met a chimp
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'do you like me'?
of course i really do
'would you marry thee'?
i would do that too
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The Best Poem Of Lee Fones

Duck Woof And Dog Quack

heard a duck it woof
saw a dog it quack
this duck looked rough
then the dog did clack

don't know what occurred
between dog and duck
but i must concur
wish they'd both shut up

woof duck and quack dog
confusing situation
sitting upon a rotten log
then began my summation

summation took some time
duck woof and dog quack
conclusion was doing fine
then snap, out cold on my back

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