Lee Fones Poems

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1.
Duck Woof And Dog Quack

heard a duck it woof
saw a dog it quack
this duck looked rough
then the dog did clack
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2.
Writers Block

how i detest writers block
when i bang my head
I hear a wooden knock
fidgeting for inspiration
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3.
Vlad The Impaler

Vlad the Impaler sublime
committed horrific barbaric crimes
boiled twenty thousand in cauldron
impaled both parents and children
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4.
Winter Birds In English Garden

solitude of countryside
in the snowy winter time
down slopes kids slide
and birds chirping sublime
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5.
Chaos Of Christmas Near

hustle bustle in the shops
computers always down
however time it never stops
in Christmas rush i drown
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6.
Burma War

my great-granddad and granddad
fought in first and second war
great-granddad fought in Trinidad
and me granddad on Burma shore
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7.
Macaroni Cheese

I tried having macaroni
lovely macaroni cheese
wasn't half starving
and mice were please
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8.
Dedicated To All Poets

today is poem day, hip hooray
time to get champers out
or cans that make you sway
but watch the lager lout
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9.
Christmas Christmas Christmas

Christmas Christmas Christmas
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
it really is amass
with all the friends you know
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10.
One Really Sad Wedding Day

bride and groom about to wed
the bride got in a Hurst
dressed up to the hilt
think this wedding cursed
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