Merlin Isombard Ven Trout
Merlin Isombard Ven Trout Poems
- Ripped Jeans Damn, I ripped my jeans, Now I must buy ...
- Ode To A Merostomata Merostomata dearest, You look so ...
- Mr. Lawrence Teacher, explaining my insides, He looks, I ...
- Hymen Hymen i treasure thou, as if you art an eternal ...
- Licorice Fanny Licorice Fanny in your bitter glory, I watch...
- George What are these for, Do you know how to write George?...
- Thou Foetus Burns My Soul! ! ! Ow, your Foetus burns my soul,...
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Comments about Merlin Isombard Ven Trout
Damn, I ripped my jeans,
Now I must buy another pair!
But I have no money,
Myabe i shoudl steal!
But from whom?
My friends, my family? ! ?
Or maybe my Minge!
I need new jeans.
But there are other solutions,
Like walking around in my boxers.
But if people complain,
I could get arrested! ! ! !