Merlin Isombard Ven Trout


Merlin Isombard Ven Trout Poems

1. The Black Forest 9/28/2006
2. Thou Foetus Burns My Soul! ! ! 9/28/2006
3. George 9/30/2006
4. Licorice Fanny 10/22/2006
5. Hymen 11/23/2006
6. Mr. Lawrence 12/13/2006
7. Ode To A Merostomata 12/13/2006
8. My New Found Virginity 1/13/2007
9. Ripped Jeans 11/24/2006
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Ripped Jeans

Damn, I ripped my jeans,
Now I must buy another pair!
But I have no money,
Myabe i shoudl steal!

But from whom?
My friends, my family? ! ?
Or maybe my Minge!
I need new jeans.

But there are other solutions,
Like walking around in my boxers.
But if people complain,
I could get arrested! ! ! !

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