michael hubbert

it's fun to laugh outloud and giggle
it's fun to toss and turn and wiggle
it's fun to pull your sisters hair
it's fun when you know Mom's not there
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Mother, is my best shirt ironed?
are my tee shirts clean?
yes, I've got a date tonight
who's got the Listerine?
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One day while walking home from school
I saw a dollar bill
just slightly off the sidewalk
facing north before the hill
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You say that you are leaving
then let me help you pack
don't curse and shout
just leave.. get out!
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I'm so confused, I can't think straight
the things I do, are second rate
Is this the way to seal my fate?
I'm hoping that it's not
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It's fun to visit Grandma
do you have a Grandma too?
does your Grandma bake cookies?
what does your Grandma do?
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The bun said
to the hot dog
I'm open, come on in
you look like you
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All our representatives are busy
please continue to hold
doesn't this just drive you crazy?
Isn't this getting old?
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I'm not ok, and things aren't great
and often I just sit and stare
I've lost my will
I'm mentally ill
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Said the turtle to the frog
'I wish that I could climb that log'
the frog said in his deepest drawl
'at least you know that you won't fall! '
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I compliment the cook tonight
and raise my wine glass high
the food was great
I cleaned my plate
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Who's your daddy
you're the man
give me five
ain't life grand
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Here's something I find weird
my paracheet has a beard
he trims it almost everyday
and once a month, dyes out the gray!
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no matter what you say
or what you think
or what you eat
or what you drink
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Oh how I love those cooking shows
CHEF RAMSAY, RACHEL, PUCK AND FLAY
I marvel at the things they know
and watch them almost everyday
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My friend the snail
one day looked pale..
and asked to see the Doc
Doc, said to Fred
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Today, I went out shopping
and bought a pair of shoes
I stopped to get a bite to eat
then home to take a snooze!
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Somedays I write, when I am sad
Somedays I write, when I am mad
Somedays I write, to pass the time
Somedays I write, of things not kind
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Boy am I pleased with me
I mowed the lawn
I trimmed the tree
I cleaned the pool
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A JOURNEY TO
THE HEART

It's hard for me to write love lines
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