Faces
He said that statue has a face,
But the museum would disagree.
He said that bottle has a face,
On this however they would agree.
He said that rock has a face that anyone would love, again
The museum would disagree.
For a while they would go back and forth on what does and what doesn't have a face.
Eventually the museum just gave up on him and put him back in his display case,
The man without a face.