Oliver Schminkey

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How To Love Your Body In Ten Easy Steps

How to love your body in ten easy steps:
One: stop eating,
You may not think you are fat
But eating less will make you feel as if you have control.

Two: pretend you believe in God.
It will give you a reason for why you have no control.

Three: welcome the anxiety as a friend.
Bring it with you to every social function
And hold it close to you when you sleep,
This anxiety is the only guarantee you feel anything.

Four: read the comments after pro-transgender articles.
Read every person who calls you a mistake
And invite them into your home,...

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